PEW PEW LASER BEAMS!

5 months later and i’m still questioning the fact he used a fucking ice cream scoop and not a normal spoon

kikaiz:

fuchsimeon:

thenerdperry:

markiplier:

itskind-of-afunnystory:

mark you doofimage

The answer is quite simple; I did not own a spoon.

Mark.. Please explain why you didn’t own a spoon. Aren’t you like at least semi-rich?

You have a treadmill and several types of recording equipment how can you not have a SPOON. What do you eat cereal with??

Wow, you guys missed out on a real gem, huh?

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The thrilling finale.

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taint3ed:

LMAOOOOOOO

(Source: wavymeech)

Reblogged from iwillmindfuckyou, Posted by sologatos.

(Source: sologatos)

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

(Source: itsnotflirting)

Reblogged from jonsowack, Posted by scampthecorgi.
cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

Reblogged from asylumn, Posted by wordsandturds.

(Source: wordsandturds)

corgiaddict:

everyone, and i mean EVERYONE needs to see the amazecredible talent of zoey & steve’s corgmomma, amanda.

do you see what she did with purge’s fantastically derpy picture?!?! DO YOU SEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!

incredible!

Reblogged from jesuschristvevo, Posted by doncasturbate.

(Source: doncasturbate)

Reblogged from damn-funny, Posted by boypart.
dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

(Source: boypart)

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

Reblogged from i-suck-dick, Posted by omgbuglen.
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

Reblogged from i-suck-dick, Posted by organmeat.
organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

Reblogged from pricklylegs, Posted by vicemag.
cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster